snikette: I just really, really, really want people to understand that when Loki was a woman, he was in Sif’s body. Sif was put into the body of an elderly woman and almost died. Loki. Violated. Her. Body. There is absolutely nothing attractive about that. Even when she got her body back she mentions how disgusted she feels. So all of you who post shippy things with Thor and Lady Loki, do you...
for some reason
(and that reason being pretty obvious…. because fuck you this is an amazing evening) I decided nothing sounded better than falling asleep with less than 2/3rds of my shit ready to move to Disney’s Hercules. Be jealous of this life of mine.
amandah-pandah: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
I....... was bored and should be packing?? haha
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Vlad the Impaler -- Kasabian
Swimming -- Florence and the Machine
You Will Be Mine -- Faith Hill
My Maria -- Brooks and Dunn
In Another's Eyes -- Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood
Sway -- The Kooks
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
At this moment? Either the Queen or Tom Hiddleston.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"...further for the cause of trouble. Anyway: there was this Mr. Frodo left an...."
4) What do you think about most?
Financial issue. And him.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
'hahahaha omg i bet that made ----- crazy lol why was he mad at her? Ewww he is seriously a doosh... Were you like 'uhhh i don't care -----!' haha'
I have really classy conversations via text.
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
I do not understand the nature of this question.
7) What's your strangest talent?
I can wiggle my ears.
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
Girls suck; boys do too.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Errrry dayam day.
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
Feet. And the Apocalypse. And clowns. The rest of them are pretty normal. lol
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
What the hell is this question. I was a toddler at some point. We'll go with yes.
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Blue October. They are tattooed on my wrist. It's pretty simple.
17) What was the last lie you told?
That I didn't love him.
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
Noel Fielding reference.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
My heart. For both answers.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
Tom Hiddleston, Noel Fielding, RDJ, Rhys Ifans, Luke Bryan, Oliver Phelps, Tom Felton, Craig Parker, Taylor Kitsch, Tom Hardy, Johnny Depp, and it goes on and on and on and on.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
I talk about it.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
Penguins and Phantom of the Opera. And books.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Phone. Awkward silences aren't as awkward on the phone.
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
The metal part of an eraser holder on wooden pencils scraping against paper... and I love the sound of babies laughing.
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
What if I said fuck it and told him...
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Yes. I fear them. Yes. I fear them.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Duvet with the right; tissue box with the left.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
Oh god. So many... Pretty much any ghetto place ever.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
West. I love my California.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Luke Bryan forever and ever.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
To learn your lessons through getting hurt and picking yourself back up in every way.
36) Define Art.
An emotion or idea too complex to express through direct words.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
Sunny. I believe.
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Yes and yes. My poor baby Lucifer.
41) What was the last book you read?
All the way through? Ryan Buell's biography.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
All the way through? The Avengers.
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
When I was three we had a polished wood spiral staircase... and my slippy silk night gown was too long because I am short... and i was trying to go up the stairs and I slipped on the night gown and the wood and I fell.... and I bit my cheek open.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No they are scary.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
Tom Hiddleston... lololololol And the idea of love in general.
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
Wouldn't that be lovely : [
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Yes and no.
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
Love.... and lust. You need both in a successful relationship.
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
Penguins. And dolphins.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
I haven't figured it out yet. The sultry eye thing sometimes works.... but then they realize you're a big dope and then they either like that or don't lol
64) Where is your best friend?
Trying to figure out if she's still my best friend.
65) Spit or swallow?
if you can't swallow, don't do it. Cowgirl up.
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Arguing with ----
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
If you say you haven't, then you're lying.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
I try to be.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Save the mother fucking dog are you kidding me?!?!
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
Okay I wouldn't want to KNOW honestly lol but if I did, I would travel.... I would be VERY afraid.... and I would probably not tell EVERYONE just a few...
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
No. That's bullshit.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
There's a few... Dela (I think I know Why the Dog Howls at the Moon) is one of the best.
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Patience. And trust. And compromise. And Passion.
77) How can I win your heart?
Treat it like shit.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
It expands your brain passed the normal boundaries.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
I don't know.
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
She made it.
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
You Will Be Mine by Faith Hill
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
A dark teal that has a perfect combination of navy and emerald.
87) What is your current desktop picture?
It's on a shuffle... it came with the laptop.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
Animal abusers >: [
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
'Do you love him?'
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Probably pee my fucking pants. lol
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Sitting in the Del Taco parking lot after the grad. He was sad and I was sad. But we comfort each other.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I wouldn't want to. I've learned through those experiences.... If I had to choose it would be my parents getting divorced.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Tom. Hiddleston. O_O
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
London. Or Texas. And I might not come back.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
I don't think so.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Promote love. Help your neighbor. Smile and let greed go.
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Cuntlery, mychestissmallerthanmarkymarks, nassana, fuckyeah1990's, ibong-adarna
At least those are who post consistently amazing things on my dash all the time.