i just watched the movie ‘Michael’ for the first time…. the way they get back together is so abrupt and awkward…. Like maybe you should date for a little bit lmfao
I'm sorry but
you cannot be a twilight fan and an Inglorious Basterds fan You either like good art or you like shitty excuses for art.
the worst kind of unwanted break ups are those...
i feel so distraught right now ugh i don’t know how to explain it. i’m an emotional wreck right now. like sobbing…. i haven’t felt this heartbroken since that other motherfucker cheated on me… but this is worse. She’s like my sister. And we’re growing up. And our lives are taking other directions…. And I know we’re going to be friends...
GUYS I'M A RAMBLIN MAN AND I AIN'T EVER GONNA...
I GOTTA GYPSY SOUL TO BLAME AND I WAS BORN FOR LEAVIN…. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN FOR LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIN … …………. WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
Because boredom happened.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest? Green, or dark dark brown.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? Dark.
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? A perfect map of the London underground.
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? Small. And it doesn't matter if I like it or not.... It's a part of me.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) My uncle Bill.
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? Pina Colada.
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? Getting stung by a bee in the face during the Jog a Thon.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? Realizing no one believed that I was the Japanese princess..... after spending a good part of the year telling everyone that I was.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? The entire experience.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? Pirates. Because Ninjas are for morons.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? Yes.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? Yes. I still like swinging.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? A penguin. And a bottlenose dolphin.
14: What's your most favorite part of your body? My neck and my butt. And my eyes.
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality? A lot of it. It's me.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? Who cares...
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? Yes are you kidding me?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? ....See previous answer....
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? Oh my god so many! Probably massaman currey from Ring of Fire in Eugene, OR.
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? Butterrrrrrr.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) Milk in general, dude.
22: Which continents have you been on? North America and Europe.
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? Sometimes. Not really.
24: Backpacks or satchels? Satchels. Because Indiana Jones has one. Plus I'm not 13.
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? Omfg yes. All at the same time.
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Dragon Ball Z!!
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? A pig. We used to have them. I would name them before my dad had them SHOT FOR FOOD. :[
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? Portland, OR or London. Preferably the last one.
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on? To Venice, Italy. Not to mention I was seven so I couldn't sit still. Fuck, longest plane ride I'VE ever been on?? Must have been longest plane ride for my parents lol
30: The latest you've ever slept? 7 pm. Because Alicia and I didn't know how to go to bed at normal hours.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? Yes. To an ugly sweater party.
32: Do you pick at scabs? What is this question? I used to? lol
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? Kidney.
34: How far can you throw a baseball? Not very far lol
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? London London London
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT OMG.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? These questions are getting steadily more erratic and difficult to answer.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex? Both.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables? Well I don't eat meat.... soooo......
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? Both. Both is good.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? Omg no hahaha
42: Do you swear in front of your parents? Yes.
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? I was a super saiyan princess for my 12th Halloween.
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? Nope. i love being a brunette.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? Maybe. I dunno right now.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. .............
47: City or nature person? Both.
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) Wut.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? I can fucking RUN in heels. ;]
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! No.
The funny thing about arguing that same-sex couples will damage the lives of the...– The L Wire (via fujiidom)
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
I hate my life, hold on to me Ah, if you ever...